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ROYAL PUNTING PROCLAMATION

By decree of the punting gods, and the good lads of "Toss Toys Outa Cot" punting group — this message is hereby delivered to His Majesty, King Charles III

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G’day Your Majesty,

Reckon it’s time we had a word. I’ve been doing me bit for the empire — week in, week out — battling the odds, finding form where others see chaos, and backing winners that’d get the corgi's humping your leg!

Now, I’m not saying I’m a national treasure (just yet)… but the results don’t lie. The lads have spoken — Sir Dale of the Same Race Multi has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?

So here’s the pitch: if the Royal sword’s not too busy, I’m happy to take a quick tap on the shoulder and a framed certificate for “Betting Prowess Beyond the Realm” 

If that’s a stretch, tbh unsure if there is even a category for realm betting let alone beyond it, I’ll happily settle for something simpler — say, you joining me and the boys for a day out at The Cox Plate, or better yet, the King Charles Stakes. We’ll grab a cold one, talk tactics, and cheer on Gilded Waters like it’s on a mission from the monarchy.

You bring the crown; I’ll bring the tips. Together, we’ll restore faith in the form guide and make punting noble again.

God Save the King.

May the Same Race Multi's forever fall our way!

Yours sincerely,

Sir Dale “Oracle Einstein"

(unofficially knighted awaiting royal approval)